Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Uncertainty



Hmmm....I found this inside the crate of Hairstyles For Spaceships products. It is a 5 lb. bag of candied vampire teeth. There was a note attached that said something about "in case of emergency eat entire contents of bag and assume lobotomized hairstyle posture and await the cosmic dissolve". I am not sure what that means but I will keep them on my person as I prepare for this evenings pioneering convergence with the pre history of Newton.

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